9 Days

Vernon J 3.6.357 is here, Vernon J 3.7 is coming.

On this day in 1983, Vernon J was 4 years old.

He was some weight, he was some height, he was so darn amazing for a four year old, or at least I heard.

The 5th Annual Celebration of Vernon J

President: Ronald W. Reagan
Vice President: George Bush
Governor: J. James Exon

Population: 233,791,994
Life expectancy: 74.6 years

High: 1,287
Low: 1,027

Federal spending: $808.38 billion
Federal debt: $1371.7 billion
Inflation: 7.6%
Consumer Price Index: 99.6
Unemployment: 9.7%

Cost of a new home: $89,800.00
Cost of a new car: $
Median Household Income: $20,885.00
Cost of a first-class stamp: $0.20
Cost of a gallon of regular gas: $1.24
Cost of a dozen eggs: $0.86
Cost of a gallon of Milk: $2.24


You remember this post from last night? https://www.instagram.com/p/BF7kZHAHiXO/?taken-by=viix1979

Guess who still didn’t come put their top up?

If you live in the 68512 & you here someone screaming this morning, it might be the same person.

Insurers raising rates.

Blue Cross Blue Shield of Nebraska seeks premium increase of nearly 35 percent for individuals

Well, Well,  Well.

I’m no actuarial, but it seems like recently there had been a dramatic change in the market that cause significant changes in claims.


*FULL disclosure*

I’m covered by Blue Cross Blue Shield out of Vermont.

I also have ALWAYS thought & know that the ACA was terrible policy.

Dear stranger who disciplined my kiddo at the playground

charge when he is actually MY child?

Ummmm, yes. YES IT DOES.

I didn’t get the chance to say this today, but THANK YOU. Because if my kid is acting like a douchenugget and I’m not around for whatever reason, you have my permission to tell him to knock that shit off.


I don’t have kids yet, but I do work with people.  Who parents decided not to discipline enough.

They think it is okay to say what he said. It isn’t.

I have informed the adults (18+) that I’ve got no problem taking them outside with my belt & tanning their hide.

The Big 3

Cup crew member suspended 2nd time for violating substance abuse policy:

A couple of crew members where talking about doing drugs, my philosphy is don’t do drugs. #JustDont.

They said, as long as it isn’t the big 3, meth, heroine, & cocaine apparently.

You keep telling yourself that it is okay & you’ll be out of a job like Mr. Kelly Joshson

Our Wedding

Dear #FutureWife …

It is good you have come to me with this, as weddings are fundamentally an economic transaction. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.


We’ve got enough material possessions, I want to spend time with our friends & YOUR family.


Your Future Husand,

Vernon J