I was just thinking, when will the 6th blade come?
Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.
It’s been TEN years Gillette, Bic & Schick WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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