Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

I was just thinking, when will the 6th blade come?

Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.

It’s been TEN years Gillette, Bic & Schick WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

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Dumb policy

Due to the outstanding display of patriotism through peaceful demonstration, it is apparent to us that many are not happy about this policy. School officials have reviewed the standing policy regarding flags and have decided that an exception will be made for the American flag, as long as the size of the flag(s) does not create a driving hazard.


Who decided that wasa good policy anyways?

Dear people of

Dear people who wish to ‘exercise their voice’ do so.

It Was All Going Well For a Boston Professor Until Her Twitter Rant Started With ‘Dear White People’


*Freedom of speech legally only applies to person, persons, organizations & the government to rescrict their speech.

As I’m not the government.

What she said is despicable.