I was just thinking, when will the 6th blade come?
Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.
It’s been TEN years Gillette, Bic & Schick WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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you and your fiance don’t quite seem to be a couple, or even headed in that direction. If you were headed toward couplehood, then she would want to ride the tilt-a-whirl at the carnival of life with you.
This time next week, you know what we’ll be celebrating?
A 6 time winner in the Santa Lucia Festival Omaha, NE Cannoli Eating Competition? IF that doesn’t work we’ll still have the The 37th Annual Celebration of Vernon J to fall back on. Either way I’ll be stealing the thunder. A Happy #VernonJ is a Happy #Life.
I’m just reading PostSecret dot com & have found my favorite post of the week.
Those are some nice looking cake slices.
Hi, how’s it going?
Today is the 15 of May in my 35th year.
I’m unsure if I know you right now.
Hopefully you’ve had a great time with me.
I #LOVE you!
Due to the outstanding display of patriotism through peaceful demonstration, it is apparent to us that many are not happy about this policy. School officials have reviewed the standing policy regarding flags and have decided that an exception will be made for the American flag, as long as the size of the flag(s) does not create a driving hazard.
Who decided that wasa good policy anyways?
Dear people who wish to ‘exercise their voice’ do so.
It Was All Going Well For a Boston Professor Until Her Twitter Rant Started With ‘Dear White People’
*Freedom of speech legally only applies to person, persons, organizations & the government to rescrict their speech.
As I’m not the government.
What she said is despicable.